Engraved I am fluent in fowl language patch

A pun that poultry people never seem to tire of. Laser engraved on heritage walnut leatherette, the phrase burns crisp enough that the wordplay lands before anyone has to squint at a cap. It suits backyard flock owners, waterfowl hunters with a sense of humor, and feed stores after a patch that sells itself.

I am fluent in fowl language patch engraved on LSA heritage walnut leatherette.