The I Choose Violence design features an angry little duck armed and fully committed to chaos. It’s the perfect mix of humor and menace, because sometimes the situation doesn’t call for patience, it calls for a duck with a knife.

This patch is made for people who run on caffeine, sarcasm, and the quiet understanding that today is not the day. Clean lines and bold contrast make the artwork pop on a hat, while the simple layout keeps it readable from across the room or across the bar.